one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
MORE THAN 8M IM CRYING
IM ALREADY LITERALLY FLAT THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN TO ME REBLOG
Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan, you look like a fucking imbecile.
1. last beverage: Cloudy Lemonade
2. last phone call: My mum :)
3. last text message: Jaiiiiddeee
4. last song you listened to: Rudeboy - Sigma
5. last time you cried: errmm… when I fell down a pothole?
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice: Nope
7. been cheated on: Yep…asshole
8. kissed someone & regretted it: Oh definitely
9. lost someone special: Yep but it was for the best
10. been depressed: Probably
11. been drunk and threw up: Once. In my whole 21 years of life..once
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Lime green
13. Midnight blue
14. Royal purple
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2014)
15. Made new friends: I think so?
16. Fallen out of love: Not this year.
17. Laughed until you cried: I have
18. Met someone who changed you: I think so
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yep
20. Found out someone was talking about you: I havent but they probably do
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: a fair few
23. How many kids do you want to have: 3 maximum
24. Do you have any pets: two a cat and my brother
25. Do you want to change your name: Nope
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Got whey too drunk in wonderworld
27. What time did you wake up today: 7.30am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: lying in bed dead.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Rolll on summmeerrr
30. Last time you saw your Mother: Last night
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: …to have my own place would be nice..?
32. What are you listening to right now: Radio 1
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yessss
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: Just waiting.
35. Most visited webpage: Definitely Facebook…or Daily MAIL
36.Whats your real name: Karen Marie Vaughan.
37. Nicknames: Special K/Kvizz.
38. Relationship Status: Seeing someone…what even is that?!
39. Zodiac sign: Taurus
40. Male or female: female.
41. Elementary?: Busy Bees?
42. Middle School: Barley Hill
43. High school/College: Lord Williams’s
44. Hair colour: Brown.
45. Long or short: long.
46. Height: 5ft 5”.
47. Do you have a crush on someone: I do…its weird
48: What do you like about yourself: my eyes.
49. Piercings: 8.
50. Tattoos: 8
51. Righty or lefty: Righty
52. First surgery: on my ears.
53. First piercing: one stud per ear
54. First best friend: Sophie - Jaides my forever
55. First sport you joined: Chinnor Chicks Rugby Team
56. First vacation: America
58. First crush: Lowlife scum at school
59. Eating: My saliva?
60. Drinking: Cloudy Lemonade
61. I’m about to: Actually do some work..
62. Listening to: Radio 1
63. Waiting on: My weekend to start.
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: At some point
65. Get married?: Maybe
66. Careers in mind?: Project management or theatrical makeup
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses: both
69. Shorter or taller: taller
70. Older or Younger: older but not too old.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms
73. Sensitive or loud: Loud over sensitive Ive had enough of pussys
74. Hook-up or relationship: Both.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: Yep. - Bugjam 2013
77. Drank hard liquor: All the time.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yep…fuck
79. Kissed on first date: I have indeed.
80. Broken someone’s heart: Yep.
81. Had your own heart broken: yes.
82. Been arrested: No but have had a ride to haddenham by the police
83. Turned someone down: Yep. weirdo
84. Cried when someone died: I have
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: rarely
87. Miracles: Until i have had one…no
88. Love at first sight: Nah get to know them first!
89. Heaven: Nope…we come back as animals.
90. Santa Clause: What a babe
91. Kiss on the first date: yeah sure why not
92. Angels: Stalkers with wings?
93. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: There is.
94. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?: Who does that?
95. Did you sing today?:…I lip synced
96. Any regrets?: Nope…made mistakes and learn from them
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: Last summer was good :)
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it,what would it be?: Saturday of Bugjam.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: A little.
100. Posting this as 100 truths:…No?
so this is Voldemort….